It's no sex panther, but Moustache by Rochas promises to make a man out of you yet

Don't ask me how or why, but I recently stumbled upon a website that was selling a cologne I had never heard of before.
That cologne was Moustache by Rocha.



The site offered the following write up on the fragrance:

Get Moustache Cologne for men by Rochas. Launched by the design house of Rochas in 1948, Moustache by Rochas is classified as a flowery fragrance. This masculine scent posesses a blend of: a woodsy scent of citrus with a powdery dry-down. It is recommended for casual wear.

That's my favorite part: "Recommended for casual wear." Sounds to me like it's one step up from Old Spice.
Good times.

Anyway, just thought I'd let everyone know. If you're looking to say goodbye to summer with something that screams "I am man," go with Mostache by Rocha. It's got all the ladies talking.

And if you already wear Moustache by Rocha, I'm sorry. Very, very sorry.